Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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