You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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