i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
