Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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