"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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