Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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