Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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