I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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