I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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