so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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