if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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