He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
