yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
where are you?
Hypothermia
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
