yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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