stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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