sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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