That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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