Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just invented taco cereal.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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