it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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