i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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