I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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