I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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