ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
