what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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