Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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