i just wanna soil my oats bro
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I want to make a zoo with you.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I don't think brook has ever known best
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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