OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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