the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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