Dual....:-)
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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