I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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