I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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