Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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