But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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