Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
