Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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