Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
