Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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