i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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