And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Randomize
