Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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