She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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