Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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