she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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