I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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