Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i would punch a child for taco bell
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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