no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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