Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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