Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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