i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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