I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just pynch a tree in the face
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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